it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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