im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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