You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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