I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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