my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Holy shit dude........stairs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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