Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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