your parents love me but you hate me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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