He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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