No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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