do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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