I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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