That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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