Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
