i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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