im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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