I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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