Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize