So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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