this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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