i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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