So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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