I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Sext me about skeletons
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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