whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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