I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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