I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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