so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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