So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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