You're a womanizer and a bitch.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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