oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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