Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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