Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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