What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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