Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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