He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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