my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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