Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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