So drunk, too bad you don't want this
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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