ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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