I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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