Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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