Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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