Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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