Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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