It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your dad touched me again.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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