Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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