For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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