I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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