You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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