Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
