saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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