She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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