If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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